Kris Humphries Wants To Sue The Kartrashians
It is so damn slow today that I'm dangerously close to cumming in a banana peel and calling it news. Actually, I just might, because that would probably be a tad bit more interesting (not really) than...
View ArticleKris Calls Kim A Fraud, Kim Calls Kris Gay
Pimp Mama Kris has gone too far this time in her campaign to paint Kris Humphries as an evil monstrous cunt oaf who stomped all over Kim's fairytale dreams. This cover of Star Magazine, obviously...
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Kris Humphries Doesn't Want To Talk About The Kardashians
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo playerGood Morning America gave you a visual answer to the question "What would an interview with a caveman statue from the Museum of Natural History...
View ArticleBitch Got Booed: The Kris Humphries Edition
When Kris Humphries used the blood from a virgin goat to sign away his soul to the Kardashian Klan, he probably agreed to give a chunk of his future earnings to them and to also hand over his first...
View ArticlePimp Mama Kris Directed This Totally Authentic Moment, So Says Kris Humphries
Kris Humphries is currently trying to legally shut his ex-piece, Myla Sinanaj, up, because she's selling all the text messages he sent her about his fake marriage to Kim Kuntrashian. Myla claims that...
View ArticleKris Humphries Might've Made A Baby With His Rebound
Oh hell, we're all fucked, because it turns out Kris Humphries' IQ doesn't match his sperm count and he probably put a baby in the trick he started wet humping on right after Pimp Mama Kris sped up the...
View ArticleKim K. Wants A Quickie Divorce So She Can Marry Kanye
I'll say it - nice ride. If this bitch thinks that the right-minded people of the world are gonna stand for Kim Kardashian'sFake Wedding Extravaganza 2 ("Now With The Right Shade Of Dick!"), she's got...
View ArticleKris Humphries' Divorce Lawyer Is Divorcing His Ass
Kris Humphries publicity stunt marriage to Kim Kardashian ended over a year ago, but they've been dragging their divorce ever since, because he wants an annulment due to fraud. Kim refuses to give him...
View ArticleKim Kartrashian Wore This To Court Today
Sadly for us, Kim Kartrashian wasn't in kourt today to answer to her krimes against humanity. Kim was in court for a hearing in her never-ending divorce battle against Encino Man's slower younger...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Is Finally Free To Marry Her Next Publicity Stunt Husband
With everything that's going on, I'm sure the number question on your mind has been, "BUT WHERE'S ALL THE KARTRASHIAN NEWS?!" Ask and you shall receive!TMZ says that Kim Kardashian's 10-second-long...
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